There's no correct answer, but the longer your answers are the bigger the bits of paper will be that get scrunched up and tipped out of a bin for my new kitten to attack. Be as creative and detailed as you like. The first crackly paper ball in his mouth will be the winner.
I'll run the competition for a whole week, ending on Friday 26th October - so you can have more than one go if you like and I'll announce the winner on Saturday 27th October.
Oh, and I'd better introduce you to my new male beast. Meet Hobbit ...